Balloons, Poop, and Chopsticks

I’ve mentioned in a few posts that my youngest, G, is a four-year-old wild-child. She’s intense.

Kid still licks windows and floors. Also chews on sticks and leaves while asking me how airplanes fly and why plants grow big.

#coffeewithasodeofcowbell
My guess is as good as yours.

She’s smart, determined, but defiant to the max. It’s fun and difficult as a parent.

Friday was an incident that ranks high on my defiant-weird scale.

Hint: It involves the three items in the title.

So Friday when I answered the “MOM!! I POOPED” bat call, I noticed something weird in the commode.

#poop #coffeewithasideofcowbell
She poops in EVERY toilet.

Yep. Apparently G decided to have a delicious snack of red balloon on Thursday. I was wondering where it went after I set it down to do a craft with Emma. It vanished. I thought nothing of it.

Don’t eat that!!!

That is until I dug it out of her poo 🤦‍♀️

I miss this show…

I love kids ❤️

Love others. Love self. Love coffee.

#coffeewithasideofcowbell #coffeeandcowbell #kidsarefun #motherhood #itallcomesdowntopoo #babysredballoonmeetstheloo

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